BiHOEHazard 5

March 15, 2009 in Random

So today we headed for Sami’s place to play Resident Evil 5.

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My thoughts of the game is a bit like standing at a crossroad not knowing which direction to head. I believe mainly this is because Sami and Rikke decided to DUO the whole thing and alas the split screen of doom could not be avoided.
But my first impressions of RE5 are more than anything amongst the lines of “LOL OMG WHY’D YOU DIE???”. In other words, HALO.

The introduction game play was pretty much: Zombie like Hordes that can run and talk and do whatever. More than actually being anything scary you’re more focused on just getting the job done. Whenever there’s “timed” events. You pretty much just run around and keel and hope the timer will finish. In-between running around trying to figure out where you’re going.
Even with split screens, I can tell RE5 is more than anything a normal shooter game. 8Hours of game play did not change this. I certainly for one think co-op is probably fun for all those XBOX live kids who likes HALO, or anyone other who, well, likes co-op. But It didn’t add to the FEELING. I miss the feelings of being alone (even if you weren’t really alone in the other games either) and not understanding your situation. Now you pretty much know everything to it already:
Virus spread.
Massive mutations.
Mass Epidemic.
A few flashbacks to make the game seem like Resident Evil.
EVIL People.
Zombies-lookalikes on Motorbikes.

Unless something really drastic happens and things change their course (which I am hoping) I can’t say I’m  not very impressed of the game’s story/game play.
It’s too much of “we need to make co-op games and flashy graphics for the buyers to like it”
So, come on Biohazard 5. Scare me. For once.

BiHOEHazard 5

4 Comments

    1. Silly says:

      Biohazard 5: Now with black zombies. Be rasist *and* save the world!

    2. Karoliina Nurmela says:

      Yeah I was thinking about mentioning how utterly silly that whole “Racist! *shakes fist*” conversation is really. But isn’t this more equal? For adding upp to ALL the WHITE zombies you killed in the first 4 games 8D!!!

    3. Scabbers says:

      I think it’s funny that they intentionally added zombies of all races to dampen the racist argument. I’m fine with it. I don’t really see race tbh, but I can understand if people get offended.
      Although, no one seemed to care in RE4 when everyone was killing spaniards.

    4. Silly says:

      Hehe, I don’t care, as I’m sure you know. I can just see the design meeting…
      “Ok, now about the zombies… How can we spice them up?”
      “We could have them running around with huge scissors. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to run with scissors, so zombies running with scissors is like… twice as evil.”
      “Silent Hill already did that.”
      “Oh. Damn. Well… We could make them black? We did ghostly white, bluish green, fleshy red and corpse grey, but we didn’t do black yet.”
      “Hmm… yah, that could work. Ok, moving on to weapons design… What color do we want on the axe this time?”

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